Chapter 35 | The Queen Who Ruled by Herself
Purveyors and Picnics
Vennaday morning at breakfast, Affton presented Temmin with three items: A newspaper and two notes from the morning post. "Affton, I think this is Sedra's. I don't read a paper," he said before taking a long slurp of heavily sugared coffee.
"You do now," said Harsin, putting down his own reading.
"Beg pardon, sir?"
"Teacher and I have both decided it's past time you started paying more attention to the world."
"And don't slurp your coffee, dear," murmured his mother.
"It's hot!" he complained.
"It's coffee!" said Sedra, arching her brow as she put down The Daily Voice of Tremont and picked up The Morning Capital.
"The world is a wide place, little brother," said Brinnid. "Some day you'll go out in it, you know, and it's best to have an idea what's out there before you do."
"You act as if I'm just leaving the nursery," huffed Temmin, a spoonful of porridge halfway to his mouth.
"So do you," said Ellika solemnly, with a wink at Brinnid.
"I hear you have your devotional training under way, dear," said Ansella quickly. "What days are you going?"
Ellika sighed. "I'm to report to the Temple every day but Farrday next week, and then twice a week on Vennaday and Eddinday after that."
"That's funny," said Temmin, "they have me going in every Farrday. I wonder why not the same--oh," he mumbled. He propped the Capital up and pretended to be extremely interested in the back page, which he soon discovered was devoted entirely to advertisements.
Infants and childen? Suddenly his porridge looked a bit less appetizing. He put down his spoon and picked up another piece of toast, heaping it with marmalade.
"What does devotional training consist of, ma'am?" said Brinnid solicitously to Ellika. "For I fear I am devoted to Eddin. I know what goes on there, but am not as conversant with the devotions to the Lovers." Sedra pretended not to listen, but her ears pricked up at the mention of Eddin.
"Oh, well," said Ellika, blushing slightly. "I can't honestly say yet! I'm just beginning my devotional training."
"You surprise me!" said Brinnid. "I had supposed that you had been devoted for some time."
"I have," she said, nodding. "I just haven't had the time to spend at the Temple. I lead a very busy life, you know! But now that Temmin is a Supplicant--"
Temmin dove back into the paper, mortified for some reason to be discussing his Supplicant status in front of Brinnid.
We have a Patent Groat Purveyor? he thought, poking again at the porridge in curiosity. Wonder what makes it Patent? He picked up the conversation again.
"--so it seemed only right that I should begin my training in earnest," Ellika finished piously.
"What sort of thing will you be doing there?" said Brinnid. "I know some of the staff's duties, but I must confess to little knowledge of specifics." Temmin began to understand fully why one might enjoy reading at the breakfast table and retreated again into the paper.
Sold by all respectable Grocers, Druggists, and others, in town and country, in Packets of 6c. and 10c.; and Family Canisters, at 20c., 50c., and 1s. Each.
Why would anyone go to the Druggist to buy groats? he thought. Then again, he'd never had to shop for anything ever in his life, so perhaps that's just what people did.
He suddenly noticed it had become very quiet and looked up to find everyone at the table waiting expectantly for him. "I'm sorry?"
"I said," his father repeated patiently, "what are you so engrossed in?"
Temmin thought for a long moment. "Did you know," he finally said, "that, apparently, we have a Royal Patent Groats Purveyor?"

"I hate newspapers," he told the Teacher when he returned to his study.
"Newspapers?" said the Teacher, frowning slightly. "Were you reading the editorial section of the Daily Voice? I told your father you should be reading the Capital."
"I haven't the faintest what I was reading. But!" he said, holding his hand up at his tutor's increasingly irritated face, "I promise I will pay better attention tomorrow!" With that he flopped down on his couch and pulled out the two notes from the morning post, both addressed in feminine hands. The first was from Anda, the second was from Bessa, and they both accepted his invitation to tea on Paggday. He tucked them both into his waistcoat with satisfaction, and looked up to see the Teacher waiting impatiently at the library table. He sighed as he made his way to the table and sat down.
"Is this how it's going to be today?" said the Teacher. "Should I just give up now, or are you ready to pay attention?"
"No, no," said Temmin, "I'm here." He pulled the book to him.
"What did you do at Chalkhills, darling?" Ilhovin asked as he played with the tendrils of hair framing her face.
"Rode," she said dreamily, her cheeks and breast still flushed from lovemaking. "I rode and rode and rode. I rode till my legs ached. Feel!" She placed his hand on her thigh and flexed. "I have some of my old strength back!"
He kept his hand on her thigh. "I could tell!" he laughed, nuzzling her neck. "One day you will snap my spine if you're not careful, but I'll not complain even then!"
Macca pulled him to her and kissed him leisurely. "I did miss you, Hov, I missed you desperately. I wish--I wish I had more freedom here at the Keep, that I could go out riding with you."
"When I am next able to leave, we will go back to Chalkhills, and we'll ride together. I promise you."
But leaving became even more difficult. King Gethin began to show signs of a wasting disease. He became gaunt and pale, and he began to rely more on Ilhovin for help in ruling. Ilhovin himself turned to his wife for advice. This did not make him popular with some of the lords, though her advice was wise and fair even when those involved were lords who opposed her influence at court. And yet, her evenhanded counsel won her more friends than she knew.
Kings Year 630 passed with no child as the king grew sicker by the spoke. Anonymous pamphlets began appearing, first in the capital and then in the larger cities, accusing Macca alternately of poisoning the king and causing the gods to turn their favor from him, and so the few times when Gethin did appear in public, he made sure to be seen leaning on his daughter-in-law's arm and feeding her from his own dish.
But increasingly, eyes turned toward Belleth. Several lords paid court openly to Henrik. "Father," said Ilhovin one night as they sat by the fire in the king's chambers, "you have to let me go to war against Belleth. He goes too far--he is actively challenging your rule!"
"I am too sick to go to war, son, too sick to use my own power. You will obey me in this, and Teacher has instructions to obey me as well--yes, I know, Teacher counsels the same as you, but I haven't the heart for it. Macca," the king said to his daughter-in-law, "please, I beg you, go once again to the Temple of Amma. See if you can get the Embodiment of the Mother to intercede for you. Ask Her for a son. I want to see my grandson before I die. I am sending Ilhovin to the Temple of Pagg on the same mission, one last time, with a brace of white bull calves for sacrifice."
Macca and Ilhovin did as they were told, but to no avail, and 631 turned into spring and then summer.
"I am beginning to think the pampheteers are right and that our marriage is not sanctioned by the gods," Macca whispered to Ilhovin one night in bed, her head pillowed on his chest.
"Then I shall defy them and love you anyway," said Ilhovin.
"If I cannot ride and be a proper daughter of Tremont, may I at least walk unencumbered? I dream every night of Chalkhills, and the hills round Cordeneen. I miss the wind in my hair, Hov. If I could just get outside alone or just with people I trust, that would be enough to keep me from going completely mad."
"Yes, I shall make sure of it. I shall go with you, in fact! It will do us both good to get out of the Keep and into the Kings Woods while summer is on us!"
And so they set out the next day into the woods as Summer's Beginning ripened towards Summer's End. Without telling his wife, Ilhovin had ordered a pavilion and picnic to be left for them in a dappled clearing, and when she saw it, Macca clapped her hands and laughed. "What have you done!"
"Only made it so we might enjoy ourselves completely without having to go inside for some time. I have made sure that no one is in these woods. We are quite alone. And look! Food, a thick rug, and soft cushions. Whatever shall we do!"
Macca laughed in delight and let down her hair from its net, shaking her head. Ilhovin caught her around the waist and spun her about until it fanned out all around her. "I love you," she said.
"I love you, too."
"You're sure we're quite alone?"
"Very--mmf!" Macca smothered him with kisses, and he drew her down onto the rug. When he finally managed to pull away, she was panting and glowing, lips swollen. "Are you having trouble drawing breath, my love?"
"Yes! Perhaps you had better help me with my laces," she murmured.
"Most assuredly!" Her bodice was quickly unlaced, followed by the untying of the bow of her chemise and the drawstrings of her skirts; she was left naked on the rug, her long body framed by her hair. Ilhovin reached into the food hamper and pulled out a linen napkin, which he spread across her belly with a flourish.
"How, sir, is this fair?" she laughed.
He propped her up with pillows. "Is that better?"
"No! You are fully dressed and here I am in not a stitch!"
"Yes!" he said, turning back to the hamper. "And this is unfair?" He pulled out a loaf of bread and placed it atop the napkin.
"Most assuredly! You will cover me in crumbs!" she said as he began to pull the loaf apart. "In fact, I am positive there are some in my navel already."
"Are there? Let me see." Ilhovin picked up the napkin loaf and all, and if there hadn't been crumbs in her navel then, there were now. "Pity to waste crumbs as delicious as these on birds. I suppose I shall just have to eat them." He threw himself down on the rug and, resting himself on his elbows, began to lick and nibble the crumbs off her flat belly.
"Hov! Oh, you're tickling, Hov!" she giggled, trying to wriggle away. But he shifted to lie between her legs, pinning her arms in place as he chased the crumbs and tickled her with his beard. Macca was weak with laughter by the time his tickling ended and his kisses began. He kissed the insides of her thighs, the swell of her hips, and each rib to her small breasts. Each nipple was kissed and sucked in its turn until Macca sighed with pleasure.
Ilhovin finally sat up and pulled off his doublet and then his shirt. In the years they had been married, he had finally begun to fill out, his body gaining more muscle and breadth, but he was still slender and wiry. He stood long enough to pull off his breeches, boots and hose and sat back down naked between her legs, a knife in one hand and a peach in the other.
"You're going to eat your nuncheon now, lord husband?" she said, sitting up on one elbow.
"I thought I might."
"And leave me half-crazed?"
"Half-crazed, are you?" he said nonchalantly, cutting the peach in half.
"You look at least half-crazed yourself," said Macca, raising an eyebrow at his strengthening erection. "Will you at least share that peach?" He carefully cut half of the peach into sections and popped them one by one into her mouth as she licked the juice from his fingers. "Are you going to eat the other half now or save it for later?" she asked.
"Oh, I'm eating it now," said Ilhovin. He took the peach half and put it at the apex of her legs. She gasped as he slid it between the lips of her sex, and louder still when he began to eat it.
The fruit was cold, and his mouth was warm; he took slurping bites, taking both peach and flesh in his teeth and sucking until the peach came away. Macca knew at some point the peach must have been completely eaten, but he kept at her until she began moving uncontrollably, her hands in his short hair, screaming his name.
Quickly Ilhovin covered her body with his own and slipped inside her. The sun was soft and warm on his back, her skin was white silk beneath him, and she surrounded him in beloved, familiar heat. When she kissed him, he tasted of peaches and her own juices. He had been right; over time she had learned to love the taste of herself on his lips. So many times they had made love since their wedding night, but there was something about this time, here in the woods, that was better than all of them.
"Macca, you are my darling, my love, I will always love you, always!" he groaned, biting at her ear. She gave no answer but kissed him deeply, taking his tongue into her mouth and sucking on it. She brought her strong legs around him, and he felt himself losing control. He broke loose, slung her legs over his shoulders and pounded into her, watching her eyes roll back in her head as she came a second time. He followed her with a sob and a shout, his thrusts continuing in short spasms even after he had finished; he felt a final answering convulsion from his wife and slipped down onto the cushions beside her, shaking.
"I love you, I love you," he chanted softly as they cradled each other. He saw tears slip from the corners of her eyes and realized they were in his own as well. So sleepy. Was she asleep already? She was. He drifted off himself, smiling into her hair as they lay tangled together in the sun.
At the edge of the clearing, a watching figure finally stepped out of the shadows. "Oh little prince, little princess," said the Traveler Queen sadly, approaching the little pavilion. "You will sleep now while I do what I must, and when you awake, you will have the answer to your many prayers, though not in the way you wished."
Maeb took a little palmful of powdered herbs from a pouch at her waist, moistened it with her own spit, and used it to draw a sigil on the sleeping Macca's belly. Neither she nor Ilhovin even stirred as Maeb worked. The sigil flared silver for a moment and then sank into Macca's skin.
Satisfied, the Traveler Queen stepped back into the shadows and left them to awake in each other's arms. Macca stirred first a short bit later. "Wake up, Hov!" she laughed, shaking her husband gently. "Wake up! Let's eat something, suddenly I'm starving!"
"Oh dear," said Temmin softly as he came out of the book. "I don't think I like that Traveler Queen."
"Nothing that happened was her fault. Indeed, she gave them what they wanted more than anything."
"What? I think I know, but..."
The Teacher closed the book and set it on the table. "After lunch, your highness. We will continue then."
The Intimate History books are drafts. Keep that in mind as you read. A fully edited and revised version of each book will appear beginning in 2010.
Scryer's Gulch stands and falls on its own, a true soap opera. Never look back, never revise, just make shit up to explain those plot holes away! Yeehaw!
An Intimate History of the Greater Kingdom and Scryer's Gulch by Lynn Siprelle writing as MeiLin Miranda are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.
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Much love to Temmin and the
Much love to Temmin and the newspaper, that was wonderful and hilarious.
I imagine having half a peach in certain areas would be sticky and horrible
but then again I'm not really all that sexual, so I'll be quiet
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Another lovely chapter
yeah, UTI anyone?
It was a great chapter, as usual. I couldn't help thinking about sugary juice being licked and then pushed into her vagina, though. What's going to happen? Will Hov get wasting disease, too? I don't see how she's going to rule by herself and also get her heart's desire. But Meilin always comes through, in ways I least expect.
fructose vs. sucrose
Actually the sugar that is in fruit (fructose) is much less 'sugary' and less likely to cause those sorts of problems than actual sugar (sucrose). And my reading of the chapter was that he placed it between her lips, not shoved it in, and he rather enthusiasticaly removed all traces before shoving himself into her.
By my personal experiance fresh fruit is not a problem, candied fruit or anything with real sugar can be if you don't wash thoroughly. Whipped cream is the real evil. Lactic acid is not my friend at the best of times... as for mixing fun-lovings and dairy products- no-no-no.
YMMV
My experience is that even beer consumed prior to amorous activities can induce a UTI. Everyone's different...
It can haz be after lunch nao?
Evil cliff hangers are evil.
And I am once again left to wonder about Maeb and Teacher's involvement in all of this. Maeb, especially, seems to meddle an awful lot, and always with the same apparently deep understanding of how what she does fits into the grand scheme of things, as is displayed by Teacher...
Hmm, just how got their wish twisted anyway? *frets*
How cruel!
I've been craving peaches for weeks and this isn't going to slacken my desire for a ripe peach! Delightful as always, MeiLin. I'm left a grinning fool, wondering what in the world the Traveler Queen has done, as I'm sure was your goal.
peaches
Ever see the movie "Face Off" with John Travolta and Nicholas Cage... "I can eat a peach for hours..."
That quote was running through my head as I read that scene.
The second reading I was hearing the song "Peaches" by The Presidents of the United States... "millions of peaches/ peaches for me/ millions of peaches/ peaches for free".
GAH!
Cliff hanger! After that?!?!?!? You are TEH EBIL woman! I'm going to bed now... or as some would say...
I'll be in my bunk.
Yep reading a news paper at
Yep reading a news paper at breakfast keeps a person from hearing things they don't want to. Though it did take Temmin a second to figure out why he and his sister weren't going there on the same day.
Looks like Macca is going to have a child here soon, she and Ilhovin will be happy.
It ends again?
*happy sigh* But it was so beautiful... I don't mind.
much love
Oh Temmy! "You act like I just crawled out of the nursery!"
No Tems... you act like you just crawled out of the nursery! His innocence is rather sweet but not very kingly. (Porridge- good for infants and invalids!!)
Ahh feel the love! Maybe I'm just a purient letch but I was really hoping that we would get to see the conception of the heir(or at least some hot lovin' now that she's experienced). I was wondering why they hadn't asked the Traveler Queen for help before this, I would rather suppose that magic that can stop fertility can also enhance it. Now I fret about what will 'ruin' things for them. Since Macca is the Queen who ruled we know at least that she won't die in labor, but I suspect that poor Hov will be killed when he fianally goes to confront his cousin. Grrr, stupid Gethin, letting him sit there talking bad about your son and daughter-in-law only makes you look weak, foolish and makes everyone think the rumors are true if you do nothing to stop the rumor-mongers. Why won't he listen to Teacher?!
An afternoon in the woods - how grand!
Sigh... such beautiful lovemaking. I smile with great gladness for what she experienced today, even as I weep sorrow for what she will undergo ere long. Her enemies are too crafty to be allowed to act as openly as they have.
I know Temmin is already learning from all this - I just hope he learns in time to become what is best for his Kingdom, and for himself.
Light and laughter,
SongCoyote
Nicely done
SongCoyote captured my feelings with more grace than I could.
And also--bahaha @ "Were you reading the editorial section of the Daily Voice?"...no, he was reading the advertisements. I love how the reader followed his concentration...it made it feel very real to me.
Wow! Sarcasm! That's original!
This is wonderful
You paint such a wonderful picture of a different culture in the industrial age.
I'm sure those at the
I'm sure those at the breakfast table were very enlightened by what engrossed Temmin. I hope he learns to be interested in actual news. I also hope he goes shopping at some point.
Poor Macca and Hov.
"A gift of the spirits is in equal parts a curse." -AK
Cracked me up!
Temmin thinking "We have a Patent Groat Purveyor?" - tee he he he he!
Oi
Nothing like finding a possible typo very late-to-the-party.
"You're going to eat your nuncheon now, lord husband?" s/b luncheon?
Wow! Sarcasm! That's original!
nope
nuncheon is an archaic word for luncheon.
Interesting
Medieval Tremontine seems to have split from our own world between 1353 and 1570-1580, then, as that's when dictionary.com pegs the origin and dissimilation. Or maybe Macca is just old-fashioned and it's even later.
Wow! Sarcasm! That's original!
remember that you're reading the equivalent of a translation
When I use archaic words, I'm trying to convey a sense of time--a sense that we're in the past, even if the past isn't ours. The characters aren't speaking English.
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