We can dance if we want to

Safer sex. Any specific products you would recommend? I'm particularly looking for something along the lines of a dental dam (do people ever use *actual* dental dams?) or similar, preferably somewhat affordable, but I can't imagine that other types of recommendations can hurt! Smile

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MeiLin's picture

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AVOID THE FEMALE CONDOM. Ask me how I know.

ahem.

(Sir adds that they work fine for boys, which is not the use they were intended for.)

Sir says regular old dental dams work fine, as does slitting a non-lubricated condom open and using the resultant sheet of latex. It may be less expensive, but not by much. Dental dams just aren't that expensive, but they're also not as readily available.

The problem is with people with latex allergies. You can use plastic cling wrap, but it's semi-porous; it depends on what you're trying to protect against. It's not cootie-proof.

Non-latex condoms are not stretchy; you can try slitting one open but you won't get as much material out of one as you will with a latex condom. We haven't tried that ourselves.

Gudy's picture

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... how do you know?

(Come on, you knew that one was coming. Wink

Uh, how about slitting a female condom open? It's also PU, right? And being bigger than a normal condom should get you more material than slitting open a non-latex condom, thus making it a good alternative to dental dams for the latex sensitive crowd. At least in theory.

MeiLin's picture

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though you'd get more "real estate" than from a PU condom. Suffice it to say that the female condom was the single greatest turn-off I have ever experienced. Uncomfortable and borderline dangerous.

Han-pan's picture

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They're loud as all get out and squish and splurt and make all sorts of rather disturbing noises.
Plus since they're a bit harder to find, it is more expensive and just a pain in the butt.

Katie's picture

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is a dental dam? And why would you slit open a condom? Doesn't that negate it's purpose?

yes, I am very sheltered.

manoki's picture

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a piece of latex (or other stretchy non-porous plastic) that a dentist stretches across the non-affected teeth so s/he can focus on the affected tooth and not let any extraneous material fall down the patient's throat.

Other people use dental dams as a barrier between the mouth and genitals (to protect against STDs and STIs) during oral sex on a woman. You would slit open a condom to create a flat thin piece of latex to use in place of an official dental dam.

Voyeur's picture

if you cut open a latex glove it works like a dental dam. then if you tie one of the fingers off in a knot, you can stimulate her clit more with it

Voyeur's picture

Also, you can use the remaining fingers as handles to keep the sucker in place.

manoki's picture

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cut a nice square hole in the floor of their undies and tie the opened glove into place using the fingers. Or sew in a dental dam. But don't reuse!

MeiLin's picture

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you think you know someone...

Wink

manoki's picture

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I do research for a living. Wink

MeiLin's picture

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dat!

sarianna's picture

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Oh, that's positively genius. Leaves the hands free for other, ahem, activities. Thanks. Biggrin

MeiLin's picture

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The title of this thread has been MAKING ME CRAZY. I have had the flippin' "Safety Dance" running through my head now for a WEEK. IT'S PERNICIOUS! Even Turk has succumbed!

a version for NoodleTwigMeow:

and original flavor:

Now no one shall escape! mwahahaha!

Gudy's picture

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I'm fortunately entirely immune to getting a song stuck in my head for more than a couple of minutes, if at all, but I'm starting to hum that song every time I see the title of this thread. Biggrin

Han-pan's picture

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I enjoyed those I-m so happy Thanks Meimei!

Though...it really distressed my gerbil... :XD

NoodletwigMeow's picture

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That is thoroughly awesome.

sarianna's picture

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Bwahaha! And why else did you think I used those lyrics as the title?
Deviouses, that Sarianna is.... Wink

Nye's picture

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The Gorillaz version is very wrong,but vastly entertaining

Jovialretort's picture

So, I am showing my young age here, but there is something undeniably sexy about the singer in the origanal music video. Blum 3 Also, very big fan of yours, MeiLin! I love this story and wish I could convince my other half to enjoy it (He is much too uptight!).

Kunama's picture

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Age has something to do with it? Oh wait you said -young- age. In any case, I agree. Although for some reason my mind says that his face doesn't match the voice.

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So I know this is not the place for it, but help MeiLin! I tried to register to your site, since I am here so much and would like to start commenting, but it says unable to send password email! Sad
-SadPanda...

MeiLin's picture

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We are having a serious mail server problem that has Sir and I and everyone at our hosting firm tearing their hair out. We'll all be bald soon. We're moving to a new server in the next week (though they've said that for two weeks now) and hopefully that'll put an end to these problems for good and all. They're affecting my ability to send and receive email as well. it's driving me SANE, i tell you!

DrMorganes's picture

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**eyes his collection of Mw/oH cassettes**

Um... yeah.

**wanders off humming "Antarctica" **

TheBoy's picture

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Slitting -flavored- condoms in half...

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