Barring a miracle, Chapter 9 will NOT be appearing at midnight. I'm expecting midday tomorrow if I give it a good whack tonight. I'm a page (of six) in.
In the meantime, putter around in the wiki (and thanks to those of you who have), or buy a copy of the book. I just got the book back to its $14.95 price after a big kerfuffle with Lulu.com that resulted in me entirely reformatting it and putting a new cover on it. Make the Kingdom portable! Loan it to your computer-hating friends!
ETA: Also! I've been thinking about scheduling my nervous breakdowns, like AE has. What do you guys think?