*waving*
I've wanted to do this right from the beginning. I just can't resist any more.
Oh. Sorry. I'm the infamous "Nettah the Edittah."
You can call me Netta.
I'll be happy to answer any questions about editing or writing in general, if I can, but specific questions about MeiLin's work will be politely and respectfully ignored. I'm sure you understand. I'm such a fan of her work, it's a hard line to walk, sometimes.
I'm so glad to finally be here!
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and...
we're thrilled to have you.
It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way.
--Road Trip
"Funny. Terrible, but funny." (that's typically my aim)
-NorthwoodsMan
Thank you most kindly.
Thank you most kindly.
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noobs...
New users are always welcome. And we've heard so much about you too. Not that we don't want more, hobbies, fantisies, etc.
We may pick on you, but we'll do it while offering a drink...
PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals
A failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
besides which, the abuse is
besides which, the abuse is because we love you.
Or, at least, that's what I keep telling myself.
It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way.
--Road Trip
"Funny. Terrible, but funny." (that's typically my aim)
-NorthwoodsMan
Thanks for the welcome.
Thanks for the welcome.
Hmmm...hobbies. Lately, everything has taken a back seat to wordage. I love words. I savor them, roll them between my fingers, smush them and rub them all over my body. I stick them between my toes; roll in them like they were feathers, or leaves, or a vat of baby oil, depending on my mood; I stretch them and wrangle them into interesting and cryptic shapes. I'll chew them, smell them, brush them through my hair.
Yeah. I have a thing for words.
Besides that, I'm a quilter (I find it very similar to piecing words together, actually,) a knitter, and sometimes I crochet. I love to craft.
Fantasies? On a first post? It's not that easy.
Pick all you want. I'm a redhead, and I pick back.
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Let us hope
You don't chew them or smell them AFTER you've put them between your toes or rubbed them on your body. That seems disturbing in the least, and unhealthy to be sure.
Unless you're into that sort of thing.
Then: eewwwwwwwwwww!
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Heh. Healthy parameters are
Heh.
Healthy parameters are observed at all times. Beyond that, I plead the fifth.
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Sounds like...
we got your fantasies anyway...
Welcome to the forums!
I'm really glad to have you here, and I'm sure you will be endlessly heckled with questions every time you log in. 
Maybe a glimpse, anyway.
Maybe a glimpse, anyway.
Thanks for the welcome. I love what I do, so I don't consider it heckling. At least, not yet. Heh.
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let me add...
I quite like your icon.
It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way.
--Road Trip
"Funny. Terrible, but funny." (that's typically my aim)
-NorthwoodsMan
Thanks. It was a direct
Thanks. It was a direct result of this post: http://wordwebbing.com/http:/wordwebbing.com/dear-motorcycle-dude/
In it, I think my redhead was showing. Mybad.
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vroom...
I laugh when I see a rider, such as you described, except wearing a full helmet with his t-shirt and cut-offs.
So, do you ride?
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A failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
That's a loaded question.
That's a loaded question.
I used to. I never had my own, I was the girl on the back hanging on for dear life. A lot of my friends and my brother did, and once I rode from Winterhaven, Florida to Daytona Beach. My ass was hamburger for a week, but it was glorious.
Do you ride?
(I can't help it, I gigglesnorted.)
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yes, yes it is...
I ride many things. But for the dicussion here, I have a V-Star 1100 classic that I ride as much as I can. Living in WI, that means I only have about six or seven months, depending on the weather, out of the year.
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A failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Bike week?
I spent a moderate chunk of my life in Florida and many of those years included Bike Week. I had a ton of wonderful interactions during those times, and they mostly shaped my opinions of bikers as free, tough, and friendly people. I also loved that article you linked regarding your icon (and your attitude!).
(Oh, and I know it's horrendously late, but welcome to the community!)
Yay!
Welcome to accounthood!
I've done my own research on the subject, most of which suggests getting a bachelor's degree and working on the college newspaper, but it's hard for me to find any information on copy editing specifically. For an editor in general journalism and political science are suggested, as well as anything that relates to what specifically you want to be an editor of, but none of that really applies to me.
I know there's more to copy editing than proof reading, and that's part of what appeals to me. I love doing research, and reading things several times doesn't bore me. (ETA: I know it's a thankless job and that I will in all probability receive death threats when the editor uses me as the anonymous fall guy, etc.)
I guess any advice you have on the subject is welcome, and in particular what you recommend to study.
When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. -Arthur Conan Doyle
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Thanks, Raigne. Answering
Thanks, Raigne.
Answering your questions should probably go on its own thread, and I will most like set one up, with MeiLin's permission. But, I'll cover generalities here in short form.
There is an endless debate in literary circles about education and a degree as it applies to writing and editing. Let me state for the record right here that although I've had some college, I do not have a degree and at this time, I have no plans to pursue one.
There are many levels of editing, many types. There is the copy edit, or line edit, which means picking out all the dangling participles, disagreeing clauses, punctuation abuse or misuse, misspellings and grammar mistakes, and the like. There's a light and heavy level, which might include cross-checking facts, preparing the manuscript for the next stage of the publication process, and/or reading for overall clarity.
Proofreading is similar, but it's usually typos, inconsistencies, and checking against typesetting.
Substantial editing and story development is exactly what it sounds like. This is my favorite.
The best advice I have for aspiring editors (a job for those who have titanium ballz) is to read. Read, read, read, and then read some more. Think you're done? No. Pick up another book. And another. Read until your eyes are literally bleeding and hanging down your cheeks by the optic nerve. Then read another.
There are many great books on the editing process, and I'll put together a list for you, if you think that will help.
Oh. One more thing. You do have to be crazy to do this for a living.
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School is as much for me as for the job.
I am a sponge. I like learning new things, and if I could make a career out of going to class (not on the teaching end) I would do it. It sounds like light is what I'm after. I generally don't like substantial editing and and influencing the story direction, but the fact checking, making sure the narrative is internally consistent, and fiddling with paragraph order and wording is what I like to do.
And reading seems like it's kind of a given to me. Have you seen my profile page here? I have more books than that lying around the house in various stages of completion. Getting me to stop reading was the problem my mother faced when I was a kid. She couldn't ground me or confine me to my room, because I would be perfectly happy sitting in there and reading all day. Who in their right mind punishes a child by telling them they can't read?
And I will look into any books you suggest if they're worth reading (and probably even if they aren't.)
When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. -Arthur Conan Doyle
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OH MAN
I thought I was the only kid who ever got in trouble fro reading. My parents actually *grounded* me from reading. They took my bookcase out of my room. Worst punishment ever, as I'm sure you understand. (They'd throw me out of the house and tell me to get sun. My response of 'but you should be ENCOURAGING me' was never appreciated.)
That's the point
I never had consequences as a kid because my mother refused to punish me that way. To be honest it wouldn't have worked even if she had. Punishment rather than reward doesn't tend to have much of an effect on kids with ADD. When I got shut in my room to clean it on the weekends, I could amuse myself for hours discovering things I hadn't been able to find forever, reading old homework, doing old homework, doing anything at all as long as it wasn't the assigned task.
When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. -Arthur Conan Doyle
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Revoking reading privileges...
My mom was constantly looking for threats for poor grades (I was a good kid other than the homework thing).
"You're grounded" -OK
"No TV" -OK
"No reading for fun!" -NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
It was upsetting, but like Raigne said, it really didn't do any good for my attention-deficit disordered self. I still haven't figured out how to buckle down and study (oh the distractions!), but I need to hurry up and figure it out before I start nursing school this fall!
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
Lol, lets start a support group!
Although, with ADD people in it, it'll just be another distraction. Too bad.
I am making damn sure I have the netbook I want before classes start this fall though, because I don't need to study if I pay attention in class. Hard to do when the prof gives notes faster than I can take them down. I stop paying attention and find something else to do while I wait for class to end. If I can type them instead it;ll be much easier to pay attention in class.
When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. -Arthur Conan Doyle
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paying attention in class...
I'm smart enough to pass without studying, but I'm certainly not smart enough to do well. Thus the 2.6 GPA for my psych degree (although that includes the semester I dropped out without formally withdrawing... 15 credits worth of F). I'm hoping to get a little more than that out of nursing school!
I'm not at all hyperactive, but it's near impossible for me to pay attention to the right thing. I'm too busy noticing the guy behind me who breaths like he's running a marathon, or the tv, or a speck of dust. Had I been born in hunter-gatherer days, I'm sure it would somehow have been a survival trait--now, not so much.
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
I am one of those people
who everyone hates, because I actually do worse when I study. A 3.7 GPA overall for the Graphic design degree, and 3.8 for the IT degree. Two of the classes that contributed to my not having a 4.0 were classes where there was a lot of lecturing and notes and I wasn't absorbing any information because I couldn't write fast enough.
ETA: I should note that I just barely made it out of high school, but that was because I either didn't do my homework, or did it and either forgot to turn it in or forgot I had done it at all (seriously, one quarter I was way behind, dug into my folder to pull out all my assignments and found five that had already been completed). I did spectacular on classwork and tests.
When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. -Arthur Conan Doyle
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Well, you asked for it
Here's a completely random question:
Do you find it's better to edit a bulk of work at a time, or do you prefer more of a section by section basis?
Also, does a pro editor survive on the internet? The mistakes are enough sometimes to make my skull explode, I can't imagine how you survive.
AlsoX2, welcome!
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Thanks for the welcome Every
Thanks for the welcome
Every editor works in their own way. For me, personally, there's a different process when I'm working on a stand-alone work as opposed to a series. However, the same basic rules apply.
I'm assuming you're more interested in the series process.
I read the entire work. From beginning to end, including all material related such as author notes, bonus stories, etc. I do this several times. That's just the beginning. Then I'll ask a lot of questions regarding theme and goals. I'll put my writer through torturous machinations such as giving me the gist of the book, the first book (and I'll do it with the subsequent books) in one paragraph. Then, I want it boiled down to two sentences. This is to help clarify to me, and to the writer, just what they want to accomplish throughout the course of the book.
I'll read the book again. Probably several times, to keep the big picture in my head. I make a lot of notes on paper, with a pen. Next, I roll up my sleeves and go chapter by chapter.
I survive because I'm totally insane and I keep a huge bottle of Tylenol next to me at all times. Sharp implements and hammers are locked up in a cabinet. Heh.
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Welcome!
Wow, this is going to be fun!
I love this thread already! Since everyone is piling on the questions along with the welcome, I think I'll squeak another one through... 
Is it possible to edit/improve/fine-tune your own work effectively? I ask because I try, but it often winds up worse than the first draft.
But heavy questions aside, it's good to have you around!
Thanks! Brain picking is
Thanks!
Brain picking is always fun. Heh.
To answer your question, it is possible to do a certain amount of editing and fine-tuning to your work; it's part of the job. HOWEVER...
You will never have the same set of eyes as an unbiased observer. You will never see all the mistakes, plot holes, or inconsistencies that a third party will. That's just an immutable Law of the Universe.
It helps a lot if, once you've finished your story or manuscript, you can stow it away and not look at it for a period of time...say, six months. Then, when you take it out, you've got a little perspective and hopefully you've grown as a writer and can look at it with fresh eyes and make the necessary corrections or revisions.
Most writers can't wait that long. I know. I'm one of them.
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Also welcome!
Allow me to offer my own welcome to you. We are a mad lot, but we are good people.
I don't have any questions at the moment, but I assure you I will eventually.
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Thank you! There are no
Thank you!
There are no better people than the Mad Lot, in my experience.
I'm qualified. You'll see. Heh.
I'm always open to answering questions. Those asking questions of a highly personal nature will be required to pass a screening process, including a three-page application, and be willing to submit to a DNA test.
Even then, I still might not answer.
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I generally will ask for six
I generally will ask for six forms of ID, including driver's license, passport, social security card, and PIN. Also mother's maiden name, father's maiden name and at least two siblings willing to take a beating. My wife is Italian (not really close, but a few generations back), so we know a guy.
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Paisan! My grandfather was
Paisan! My grandfather was Italian, and I know a LOT of guys.
(Wait. That didn't sound right.)
Heh.
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So...
You'd be a postulant at the Lovers' Temple?
On a semi-serious note, I know it's not really an editing question, but do you prefer numbers to be written out as words or left as numbers? Is there any rule on them in general?
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Generally speaking, numbers
Generally speaking, numbers under ten are spelled out. My personal preference is to spell them out until the twenties, but the accepted "rule" (which can be bent, depending) is anything over ten is represented by the actual numbers.
We all have our calling.
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Maybe it's just me
But I prefer one hundred [and] fifty-four to 154. It seems more professional to me. As for the "and", I know it isn't technically correct, but it is proper for spoken American English.
Would I be frowned on for using words only, or is that where the rule being bent wold come into play?
I also appreciate the randomnosity (yes, I invented that word) of something as trivial as numbers.
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It really depends on house
It really depends on house style. Some say under ten, some say under a hundred. I prefer to spell them out under a hundred, and even over that my preference is to spell them out.
For very large numbers, instead of 3,000,000,000 for example, I would say "three million". for 3,400,000,000 I would say "3.4 million". That's the only instance in which you would combine numbers and spelling them out.
Dates are properly formatted as such: "February 28, 1976".
Never start a sentence with a number. For that, I will slap your ass silly.
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One and a half percent of
One and a half percent of sentences start with numbers. Don't start them with numerals. (there is no winking, devil-horned smiley. this is a source of small consternation in my world.)
I enjoy, though never personally favored, the European date-recording system: 24 February, 1976.
It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way.
--Road Trip
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I stand corrected. Never
I stand corrected. Never start a sentence with a numeral. I will still slap your ass silly.
Hey look, I'm no grammar bitch, truly. I have my pet peeves, and the things that really irritate me; I am very familiar with the proper use of most of it, but I'm certainly not the Guru of All Things Grammar. I break as many rules as I follow. My specialty is what you would call "book doctoring", as in I'm all about the story. I forget commas, dangle my participles, and abuse semi-colons on a regular basis. (The semi-colons rather like it, the kinky bastards.)
Still, ask your questions. If I don't know, I will find out for you. I'm rather good at that, also.
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; totally like it that way
I have to agree; I'm a fan myself
Wow! Sarcasm! That's original!
Grammar Nazi
I hope you've seen this already
But just in case!
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Don't worry. There's enough writers here that some of us are probably more uptight about grammar than you are
"The worst thing in life isn't to die. The worst thing is to have lived but have missed it."
I will try to be good.
That's hysterical! *phew*
That's hysterical!
*phew* There are plenty of times I get my panties in a twist and the urge for a blunt instrument is almost overwhelming, but a Grammar Nazi I am not.
Just don't use "your" in place of "you're".
Or "there" instead of "their".
Gah. I just made my own teeth ache. Heh.
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Heh
My mom's an English major and can get pretty bad sometimes. My dad's health club had a sign on the women's locker room that said "Ladie's". I kid you not. My mother got so upset she bugged the management until they agreed to repaint the sign.
(And why is Firefox telling me women's is misspelled?)
"The worst thing in life isn't to die. The worst thing is to have lived but have missed it."
I will try to be good.
goose-stepping happily
There are enough writers.
That said, I'm not one.
My dad's in hard science, and he nitpicked me to death on the I/me/myself distinction so hard that it's an enormous pet peeve.
It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way.
--Road Trip
"Funny. Terrible, but funny." (that's typically my aim)
-NorthwoodsMan
You must be British
I would have called 3,000,000,000 and 3,400,000,000 "three billion" and "3.4 billion" respectively.
But that's just me.
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Heh. Not British, just zero
Heh. Not British, just zero happy.
What can I say, I'm mathematically challenged. It's my arch nemesis.
My apologies.
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Also...
whatever rule you settle on, be consistent. I am guessing this is obvious but if you write out one number just because it looks weird in numerals, write them all out.
When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. -Arthur Conan Doyle
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I scoff at you both.
We're Sicilian. In all likelyhood one of my relatives is the guy.
When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. -Arthur Conan Doyle
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OOOO...
I've got a question! I've got a question!
How do you know when you have too much dialogue? I'm writing a novel, and I feel I have too much dialogue. Granted I don't have much of the actual plot written down (tis all in my head), but i'm slowly getting there.
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Hello. That's really hard to
Hello.
That's really hard to say. The point of dialogue is to advance your story, show character, and to differentiate "voice". If it doesn't do one, preferably ALL, of those things, then yes, you have too much dialogue. Otherwise, it's just a writing exercise.
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Ah...
gotcha! I'm getting those things done with the dialogue, so I don't feel so bad. And oh where are my manners?! I am so rude! Hi! Welcome! Post lots! Make yourself t home!
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Howdeee!!! and Welcome
to our little insane asylum. I've always found that caffeine helps make any dose of Tylenol work faster & better. I would avoid using Jolt cola though, something about being pain free while your heart explodes out of your chest. May make for good copy in a story or joke, but makes for bad real life.
Great wisdom in answering every welcome you get, it helps rack up points real fast while being truly friendly at the same time.
Anything that kills your inner-song is always going to be bad for you. - Personal Wisdom
Thanks, Amy. I guess that
Thanks, Amy. I guess that means the caffeine IV first thing in the morning is a good idea, huh? I don't think I could breathe without it.
I thought it was only polite to answer everyone kind enough to welcome me. I'm not always polite, but it happens.
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Oof.
That could turn into a full-time job pretty fast
Yup
It's a noble idea, but I've often seen people turn to bulk or group replies if the thread really takes off. Since you're kinda minor nobility around these parts, that's already happened (52 posts in ~8 hours, even if half are yours).
Wow! Sarcasm! That's original!
Don't you know?
Pointwhore is the default forum setting here.
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Case in point
Guilty.
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point whores anon...
Just because she feels nekked with out a badge and all of us supplicants and embodiments greeting here isn't a reason to pick on her...
Then again do we really need a reason?
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A failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Certainly not.
Self-deprecation only goes so far before it gets boring.
When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. -Arthur Conan Doyle
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Welcome, Oh Infamous One! I
Welcome, Oh Infamous One!
I won't be bugging you on editing questions here; I'm just going to go stalk you on your writing/editing blog instead
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"Use, do not abuse. Neither abstinence nor excess renders man happy." - Voltaire
Thanks, Capriox. I see my
Thanks, Capriox. I see my reputation precedes me. Heh.
I don't mind the questions, truly. I'm happy to help if I can. That being said, I like stalkers. They're good for target practice.
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caw, caw...
careful, some of us shoot back...
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A failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
That they do.
That they do.
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Slacker
It took you this long to start stalking her? She showed up on the twit feed months ago, and that led right back to the same, didn't it? *forgets*
I stalk hard but then fade. Yes, yes, there's an obvious joke there.
Wow! Sarcasm! That's original!
about your "stalk" being
about your "stalk" being "hard?"
that is a joke.
It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way.
--Road Trip
"Funny. Terrible, but funny." (that's typically my aim)
-NorthwoodsMan
I'm assuming it's not celery
I'm assuming it's not celery stalks we're talking here.
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Yup
And as usual, he's making statements without basis or firsthand knowledge. But what's a good lawyer who can't lie and stir up a little controversy, eh?
Were you really trying to represent that halo as shiny and properly placed, rather than tarnished and somewhat askew?
Wow! Sarcasm! That's original!
Of course not. That would be
Of course not. That would be a total misrepresentation on my part. Obviously, that's not gonna fly.
Although, I do have my angelic parts. So to speak.
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Yeah.... not so much with the
Yeah.... not so much with the twittering over here, including following other people's twitters.
All I can think of is that the root of twitter is "twit".
Supreme Minister of All Livestock
"Use, do not abuse. Neither abstinence nor excess renders man happy." - Voltaire
Shocking
Then I'm surprised you aren't an avid follower.
*scurries off to a Mace-proof location, then worriedly recalls comments about karate and such*
Wow! Sarcasm! That's original!
Damn. It literally took me a
Damn. It literally took me a minute to get that one. I blame the fact that I sorta-kinda-accidentally electrocuted myself today. 5500+ volts right in the center of my forehead. I expect to start developing super powers shortly. If I do, you better start looking up terrorist-bunker timeshares, mister! =P
Supreme Minister of All Livestock
"Use, do not abuse. Neither abstinence nor excess renders man happy." - Voltaire
threats...
Hmmm. I think he's probably safe from that threat. However, any animals in the area under your psychic control, that's a different story...
PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals
A failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
I've been on Twitter about a
I've been on Twitter about a year and a half. It's a great networking tool, and that's how I met MeiLin. Along with several other lovely people.
I've been called worse things than a "twit" (although I see your point.) I think one of the preferred terms is "tweeple". It's better than "twat". Just sayin'.
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Sure, go ahead and highlight your value
It hadn't really sunk in just how much of a gold mine you are--direct access to MeiLin's brain, with all the plotting, notes, ideas, and wacky theories from top to bottom, front to back, and most every other position. Apparently just as stubborn, stingy, or teasing as MeiLin, too.
Oh. And tempting.
Wow! Sarcasm! That's original!
Stingy? Teasing?
Stingy? Teasing? Stubborn?
Wow, you guys really HAVE heard about me.
If you got it, bring it.
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Hi Netta!
Welcome to accounthood!
Mmmm... words.
Clare K. R. Miller, author of Chatoyant College
http://clarekrmiller.digitalnovelists.com
Hi Clare! Thanks. I know, I
Hi Clare! Thanks. I know, I waited a long time. I should have done this long ago.
Mmmmmmmmmm....werdz......nom nom nom.
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Welcome!
I don't have much to say, or any questions, but welcome to the club! It's great to have you!
Imperfection is beauty; Madness is genius.
And it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
Thank you I look forward to
Thank you
I look forward to getting to know all of you.
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Now you guys
Don't pester Netta *too* much with the writing questions. It's her JOB. If you really wanna know, hire her!
(and yeah, she prefers numbers written out.
)
*puts her fingers in her ears*
She opened the door! It's her own fault!
When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. -Arthur Conan Doyle
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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Well
I'd have to manage to write something first
Though I don't know if hiring her is the way to get answers to the questions about things like "college suggestions for editors"... I suppose we could pay her to sit and talk about editing, though?
"The worst thing in life isn't to die. The worst thing is to have lived but have missed it."
I will try to be good.
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