I WAS KIDDING
On my wish list, I had a Kindle. I had a Kindle on it not because I actually expected anyone to buy me one, but because, in fact, I really do want one. It's like some people put Ferarris or Tiffany diamond rings on their wish lists, you know? You're serious, but you're not.
Well, one of you dopes bought me one! And she knows who she is!
It arrived today. I am gobsmacked.