Dear other people who like kitchens
I present to you the email I just received:
"Dear Amazon.com Customer,
As someone who has purchased kitchen or home products from Amazon.com, you might like to know about our 48-Hour Sale. April 13 and 14 only, you'll save up to 60% on more than 400 products.
Shop the 48 Hour Sale"
For all those lovely people who spent an entire thread talking about all their favorite kitchen appliances, now you can have more!