Brainstorming publicity ideas

Adventures in Self-Publishing

I have a psychic friend named Ruby. Like, a professional psychic; Ruby is really good, scary good. She's rarely wrong. She told me the book was going to be a "blockbuster." I am trying to believe she's right on this one, too, though I don't need a blockbuster; all I need is a "good seller."

I asked her what her guide had to say about getting the word out. She said, "You're looking at this as if you're facing this huge mountain."

Which is true. As an independent, the deck is stacked against me. Reviewers won't read my work no matter how good it is because it's self-published. Bookstores won't carry me because I can't buy the shelf space and I can't afford to accept returns. I have a tiny ad budget compared to the majors.

"You are looking at this the wrong way," said Ruby. "You're looking at this as if you're facing a mountain and you've got to climb over it. Don't climb over it. Go around it."

Another site design

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Yep, another redesign. I'm trying to cut clutter further and focus harder on the text. All personal stuff is now under "You" in the top menu.

More to come. Bug reports here, as usual.

Pre-orders for Book One are open!

Adventures in Self-Publishing

Lovers and Beloveds is now available for pre-order direct and autographed from me. The cover price is $14.95, not bad for 144,000 words of entertainment. If you tried to reserve your copy and couldn't, try now; I didn't put a weight in for the book, and the store barfed when people tried to order.

"Lovers and Beloveds: IHGK Book One" Paperback

If you think you've read it...
you haven't.

If you think you know what happens...
YOU DON'T.


100% CROWDFUNDED!

Readers believe so much in the power of this story, they paid for the writer to turn it into a real book!

More than an edit--a completely new version of the story that captivated 2,000 readers a day

Now that he's of age, Prince Temmin must leave his childhood home behind for a new life with his father in the capital. King Harsin plans to educate his son in the ways of all the kings who have come before. But the family's immortal advisor, Teacher, has other plans: to bring Temmin closer to his people; to bind him to a Temple devoted to eroticism; and to set him on a path that will lead ultimately to unimaginable glory for the House of Tremont--or its end.

PRE-ORDERS ARE CURRENTLY BEING ACCEPTED. SHIPPING ESTIMATE IS 10/15/10, DEPENDING ON PRODUCTION.

If you want this book autographed, please give the name in the comments field at PayPal.

Purchasers of this book must be of legal age and/or legally able to purchase it according to their local laws. If you buy this book, you certify you are legally able to do so.

$14.95
Price: $14.95

Spoilerville (updated)

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UPDATE Spoilerville is down till I figure out how not to spoil people accidentally.

There is now a section on the site called "Spoilerville." This is where discussion of the book(s ) for those who read the whole thing at once will go. Currently it contains one subforum: "Lovers and Beloveds."

DO NOT ENTER THAT FORUM UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE SPOILED. srsly.

Because that forum exists, I ask you now to please keep spoilers out of episode discussions on the free pages. Don't even spoiler tag them. Please. Just keep 'em to Spoilerville.

Thank you and I love you all madly today.

Announcement!

Scryer's Gulch

Scryer's Gulch is moving to Wednesdays!

That's right, Annabelle, John, Misi, Mamzelle and the gang are moving to Wednesday updates to make room for Intimate History updates every Monday and Friday! The History starts September 6th, 2010, and the Gulch returns September 8th. Mark your calendars, tell your friends!

Done.

Adventures in Self-Publishing

Mark the time: 9:30 pm Pacific Daylight Time, Monday, August 30th, 2010.

I'm done. I've finished book one.

I need to compile the acknowledgment list and write a quick appendix. Then out it goes to the pre-salers. I'm going to wait a couple of days in case someone finds something egregious, and to make sure everyone's got their acknowledgments right, then off to the typographer.

[This was supposed to have been posted last night. The husband has set the router to turn my internet access off at 10 pm--for good reason.]

CPAP - any experiences?

So, I've had a CPAP since last Tuesday. This thing is frustrating.
Here is where the rant starts, if you want to skip it and just get to the part where I ask for advice.

Happy Birthday Pikachu

The day is almost over, and I'm not nearly as eloquent as most people here, so I will just say it plain and simple:
Happy Birthday Pikachu! I hope it was fantastic!
Party bounce! Party

Days

Adventures in Self-Publishing

I am within days, possibly hours, of putting this thing to bed. I got my last batch of feedback in an epic 4 hour phone call with Karen, I'm about 2/3rds of the way through the notes from the call, and when I've wrapped it up, I'm putting the manuscript to bed.

When I put it to bed, it goes out to the pre-salers in raw form. I'm sure they may find typos, hopefully not many, and hopefully no repeated paragraphs. (I'm hoping that my dear pre-salers will tell me if they find such.)

I hope this makes me happy...

I like to pop up randomly with random news to share with you all. And this goes with something to make me happy, and something I hope you can help me with.

Oh, my goodness!

I've been away at nursing school, and just as I finish up, I find the new version of the History is NEARLY DONE??? What a nice graduation present Smiling
I'm glad to see a lot of familiar names still posting, and I hope I'll be one of them again now!

If you are a pre-saler...

Adventures in Self-Publishing

...I am putting together the acknowledgments. If you haven't told me what name you want in them, and you haven't told me what name you want the book signed to, PM me or email me. I emailed a bunch of you to ask; please check your spam filters, since gmail especially hates me.

Yes, close. I have incorporated Netta's final (astonishingly few) edits, and am getting comments from Karen starting tomorrow. I will have the raw manuscript out to presalers no later than 9/15.

I am terrified.

Skip week on Scryer's (and book 1 update)

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Two reasons:

1) I'm on vacation, the first one I've had in two years, if you can count that one as a vacation; a client ruined it.

2) I got the manuscript for "Lovers and Beloveds" back from Netta this morning! I'm still waiting on my "fresh reader" to weigh in. Netta says I have very few issues to deal with in this iteration.

What that means: I should have the bare manuscript out to pre-salers no later than September 15th. I am aiming for a print publication date of 10/15/10. Please, Eddin, make this possible.

Neuter your pets or you are a cruel, irresponsible, miserly fucking moron.

I am having a fantasticly busy week on the farm, because I'm covering two people's jobs while they're on a family vacation (mom & daughter!). So of course just what I need is to have a litter of unweaned orphaned kittens dumped in my lap.

Episode 26: Private Matters

Scryer's Gulch

John met Annabelle's eyes over Simon's dark head; at first, he looked shocked and appalled, but his mien hardened quickly. "Miss Duniway," Simon began, taking a step toward her.

"We're discussing a private matter, Miss Duniway," interrupted John.

"I should say it's a private matter," said Simon. "It's her privacy. She deserves to know. She deserves my apology."

Annabelle folded her arms and studied them both: John's guarded expression, his arms crossed like her own; Simon's remorseful one, hands open before him. "I think I might know the matter in question," she said. "Sheriff Runnels, I cannot guess at a reason why you might feel compelled to read my private correspondence." Simon's shoulders crumpled minutely, and she knew she'd guessed correctly. "And Mr Prake, I confess I am beyond surprised. I thought better of you."

Happy birthday, Wittyscreenname

May Jason Voorhees not kill you in your sleep on this, your birthday.

Has anyone ever cosplayed one of my characters?

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I'm just curious. Peacock King co-creator Erica Bercegeay just posted a pic of one of her fans dressed as the PK character Faun, and now I'm wondering if anyone's ever been a History or Gulch character in cosplay.

Which character would you dress up as, if you could? Or undress as? Eye-wink

Episode 25: Powerful Stuff | Scryer's Gulch

Scryer's Gulch

When John returned to his own back parlor, Rabbit was gone, off to make a final round before bed; Mrs Smith dozed in her chair, her darning still in her lap; and Jamie fidgeted anxiously on the hearth rug with his soldiers. John woke Mrs Smith with a gentle, "Now, Minnie, it's past your bedtime, go on up, I'm home now."

Once alone, Jamie and his father avoided looking at one another, John preferring the flicker of the lamp flame, Jamie the pile of deceased tin men he stirred with one finger. "I hear," John began, "that you picked up something maybe you shouldn't have, son."

"Like what?" said Jamie, giving him a brief sideways glance.

"Like a nugget of hermetauxite."

Ninety-nine bottles of BPAL in the envelope, ninety-nine bottles of BPAL...

BPAL

I've been selling off a chunk of my collection. To my astonishment, I've sold about a third of what I listed--a fuckload of BPAL. Velvet Ackbar (aka Sir) and I have been getting it ready to ship and there was so much of it I got a literal case of the vapors and had to step away. RAGING headache. We've gone through three rolls of plumber's tape (what you use to wrap the tops of bottles to keep them from leaking) and we're nowhere near done.

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subtext (white)

Not really for display; for the block to the right.

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A wonderful anagram.

Warrior's Temple T-shirt art

Warrior's Temple T-shirt art

Not really visible; for the block to the right.

Mother's Temple T-shirt (white)

Mother's Temple T-shirt (white)

Not really visible; for the block to the right.

Saving Myself for the Kraken (white)

Saving Myself for the Kraken (white)

Not really visible here; for the block to the right.

Bloody One's Temple T-shirt (white)

Bloody One's Temple T-shirt (white)

Not really visible here; made for the block to the right.

Wise One's Temple T-shirt Art (white)

Wise One's Temple T-shirt Art (white)

You can't see this here; look for the other Wise One's t-shirt image. This is for the block to the right.

Lovers' Temple T-shirt Art (visible)

Lovers' Temple T-shirt Art (visible)

Here's the version of the Lovers' Temple art that you can see in the main window.

Lovers' Temple T-shirt Art

Lovers' Temple T-shirt Art

This is hard to see like this because I've uploaded the white version; it's for the "tee" block to the right, primarily.

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