A's Points Story: Goose Fat
It was a cold winter that year at Whithorse; the wind sobbed and cried and shook the windows of the great house, trying to gain entrance and bring the snow in with it. But inside the nursery all was warm and cozy. The fire burned invitingly in the grate, its flames shining off the copper kettle on the hob. Ansella sat with her carpet-slippered feet on the fender, wrapped in a warm shawl with her knitting on her lap. Near her on the hearth rug sat almost-eight-year-old Ellika; she was gravely attempting to make neat stitches in a redwork sampler, her little pink tongue sticking out of the corner of her mouth.
Nurse came bustling in, carrying a tray heaped with flannels, jars, a cup, and a little steaming pot. “Here I am, ma’am, and none too soon I’m betting! Poor lamb!” She put the little pot on the hob opposite the kettle; an enticing smell of garlicky beef broth rose from it before she straightened its lid.
“Don’t cosset him over-much, Nurse--he’s not a baby any more,” said the queen.
Six-year-old Temmin’s pathetic little cough came from the next room, and Ellika flinched. “Oh, but Mama,” she said, “he’s so mis’able! Can’t I cossek him a little, even if Nurse shouldn’t?”
“It’s ‘cosset,’ my puss,” said her mother. “And you may cosset him all you please.”
“Here, little miss,” said Nurse, handing her the stack of flannels. “You may be my assistant.”
“Assistant to what?” said nine-year-old Sedra, coming into the room still wearing her snowy out-of-doors clothing but with carpet slippers on her feet. She pulled off her mittens and set them on the rack near the fire to dry.
“Good heavens, missy!” cried Nurse. “You will catch your death! What have you been doing! You’re as bad as your mother at your age!” Ansella smiled, and Nurse immediately began to strip Sedra of her snow-damp woolens until she stood shivering in her chemise. “Now into your room, young lady, and a nice dry wrapper! March!”
“Oh, honestly!” said Sedra in irritation, “I was just out for a walk!” But she obediently went to her room and came back in a thick, bright red flannel wrapper, sitting down in the arm chair across from her mother. She picked up a book on the table next to her chair and curled up with her feet underneath her.
“I am going to help Nurse take care of Temmy,” Ellika announced to her sister.
“What’s wrong with him?” said Sedra, looking up from her book of Corrish fairy tales.
“I habba code!” said Temmin from his adjoining room, adding a cough for dramatic effect.
“Pfft,” said Sedra, returning to her book. “He’s faking.”
“Oh, how can you say that! He could die!” said Ellika with a dramatic little stomp.
“I didn’t say anything!” said her sister, nose-down in the book.
“That’s enough, girls,” said Ansella. “Ellika, if you’re going to help Nurse, go be about it.” Ellika turned on one small heel and flounced into the sick room with her bundle of flannels. “He is laying it on a bit thick,” the queen whispered to Sedra, “but he really isn’t feeling well, and we’re going to let him take a little advantage, dear. Everyone needs to be petted now and again.”
Ellika found Nurse clucking next to Temmin’s bedside, opening various jars and putting them on the bedside table. The bed curtains were drawn. Temmin was buried in his featherbed, the top of his blond head, his blue eyes and his red nose peeping out. “Now, then, my darling,” Nurse cooed. “Sit up, dear. Let’s get some good beef tea into you.”
“Dode like beef dee,” said the very stuffy Temmin from the depths of the coverlet.
“It’s good for you, Temmy. Would you like it better if I fed it to you?” wheedled Ellika. Sedra gave a snort from the nursery, but Ellika ignored her.
“S’pose dat’s a’right,” said Temmin, slowly sitting up. Nurse tied a flannel around his neck, and Ellika began to spoon the hot broth into him, carefully blowing on each steaming spoonful. Most of it even ended up in his mouth.
“Now,” said Nurse, briskly removing the broth-stained flannel and wiping his chin with it, “time for some goose fat on your chest, my lamb, then we’ll cover it with brown paper and a nice woolen flannel and off to sleep with you.”
“Nod goose fat, Nursie! Id smells so bad!” wailed Temmin. “I feel bedder! Druly!”
But Nurse fixed him with her sternest glare, and Temmin meekly unbuttoned his nightshirt. She slathered his chest thoroughly with fat from the earthenware jar labeled “goose” that held pride of place in her medicine cabinet, slapped a piece of brown paper on top, and covered the whole with a huge piece of wool flannel kept in place with a shawl pin.
“Ig,” said Temmin.
But he slept all that afternoon and into the next morning, waking up with a ferocious appetite and a cleared nose. Ellika, on the other hand, took to her bed with a terrible cold and cough, so stuffy that her poor little nose looked like a very pretty beet. “Quiet, lovey, I’ve got my goose fat and you’ll be better in no time,” clucked Nurse.
“I’ll nebber play nurse again!” swore Ellika.
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OMG SQUEEEEEEEEEE
They are soooo adowabuhls!!!!!1!!
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Awww!
I'm not even particularly fond of kids! Awwwwwww!!! All three of the royal kids are obscenely adorable. Sedra in particular reminds me of a good family friend of ours who was just like her when we were younger, and I was on the receiving end of her ire. Now I like to think she tolerates my presence.
It's interesting to see how Elly and Temmy identified with each other more even in their earliest years.
Is chibi!Ellika's tongue-sticking-out-while-concentrating habit a trait passed down from Emmae? I thought of her immediately when I read that.
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I dunno!
Possibly! It's a trait some people have when they're concentrating. I did it when I was young, and I still catch myself doing it now and again. I haven't seen either of the daughter's doing it, though.
I do it
I find myself doing it a lot. At my last job, I would be sitting in the middle of the floor making posters with markers and glue sticks scattered around me and my tongue sticking out. This was at a women's workout place, so I'd have women coming in to work out on the machines while I was in the middle looking like a kindergarten kid at art time. It was fun.
omigosh they're so cute!
^_^ Seems like the family dynamic hasn't changed much....which is pretty true to life. Typically, it'll switch at some point to Elly and Sedra being close, and then back to Temmin and Ellika (probably a little before we first meet Temmin.)
Or that could all be complete bull. I dunno, is just what I've heard.
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cutie cute cute!
hehe, that last line makes me smile, it sounds like something *my* sister would say
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nurse...
Also shows how Ellika's avoidance of sick people started.
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very cute.
I'll have to come up with the least-cute-possible question when my next opportunity arises...
wait, it's here?
crap...
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Hee hee hee hee
Vicks Vapor-Rub!
(Is the goose fat remedy historically authentic, Meilin?) I wouldn't like having stuff smeared on me, either. My mother's thing is to gargle hot saltwater to cure a sore throat -- as hot and as salty as you can stand. It hurts! I still do it, though.
I was thinking about Ellika's distaste for being around the sick, too, but that's got to be from more than just this one incident, surely.
Intriguing to know that Ansella loves the outdoors as much as Sedra does. We haven't seen so much of that, only a horseback ride. Also: what's a bumper, that Ansella was sitting on? Is that like a window seat?
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gah
I mean "fender," not "bumper." Ansella's not sitting on it, she's sitting in a chair with her feet on the hearth's fender to keep them warm.
Goose fat is indeed an historical remedy for illnesses of all kinds; in fact, it's once again in favor. It's also delicious. Personally, I love Vicks when I'm sick. My own mom would rub it on me and pin an old clean diaper around my neck. Always felt very cozy.
The funny thing is when the
The funny thing is when the Vick's doesn't work, my dad swears by peppermint extract "tea".
Peppermint extract?
Does that work? It sounds nice to drink... I usually have honey-lemon "tea" but it doesn't do much for congestion.
Yes!
I use it myself, though I don't use the extract -- I use either fresh or dried leaves for the plants in my garden, and also a dab of honey, then stir it with a cinnamon stick. Great for loosening a stuffy nose or congestion in the chest. Or for just enjoying after being outside in the cold...
Good strong peppermints will
Good strong peppermints will clear the nose.
(doesn't have to be tea, but in tea the hot water will vaporise the oil
which helps)
so if you don't like eucalyptus, give peppermint a go.
I love how this shows the
I love how this shows the relations between them, but almost indirectly. I also think it's neat to see how much the way Sedra and Temmin interact has changed ... and how much it hasn't.
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yeah, sorry about the kyoot
But this is what came out. It's cold and snowy here, which is rare, and I wanted to write something cozy.
It is very cozy, and cute.
It is very cozy, and cute. You can easily see how Ansella raising the children herself out at Whithorse had such a strong effect on the kids. No wonder they still get along as teenagers and manage to retain their instinctive empathy for individual people as fellow humans, despite being Royalty. Good job Ansella! Poor thing, her reward for a job well done is apparently heartache and removal from comfortable circumstances. Here's hoping that starts to improve in book three!
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don't feel TOO sorry
Ansella to some degree made her own bed.
I tip my (Santa) hat to you, Mei!
That's a gorgeous vingnette of Whithorse when they were kids. So interesting and dare I say unusual for a royal family to have such a cozy and normal upbringing. Ansella reminds me in some ways of Princess Di, particuarly in regards to insisting that her kids have a relatively normal childhood.
(To explain the subject line, I'm wearing a Santa hat at the mo, surprisingly nice and warm. I see now why women used to wear caps all the time, it wards off the chill.)
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<3 Sedra <3
Sedra is so me when I was little, I would go out even though I hate the cold and only snow kept me from climbing my tree every single day of the year. So kawaii... I may have to do something...
So telling on Temmy as well, although it can only be expected that he is used to being the center of attention. I like how Ansella dosen't mention the other side of letting him play sicker than he really is that they can just put him to bed and dose him with something that'll knock him out.
Aww!
And I am not complaining at all
So cute! I especially love little Sedra--so grown-up and yet so little.
“And you may cosset him all you please.”
I suspect Ellika has not forgotten this permission!
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Lol, all of the kids in this
Lol, all of the kids in this were adorable.
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I love the fact that the
I love the fact that the Queen knows Temmin is hamming it up a bit, but doesn't mind having a little extra attention on him.
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I have a cavity!
Because that is just too sweet! Already starting out on their personalities, but chibi!
Tsugoi!
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Normal
I love it that its seems so normal. I bet many of the past Heirs of Tremont were overly spoiled when they got sick. It was probably treated as a national crisis.
I am sympathic with Sedra. I know my little brother would ham it up when it came to being sick and I would be totally disgusted by it. So when I got sick, I'd tried to be stotic to show how much better I am than him. I was such a snob as a child.
awww!!! That's exactly how
awww!!! That's exactly how all my little neighbors and cousins and other random children I socialize with act with each other, ESPECIALLY the little girls and their littler brothers. They just love playing mama.
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