Wil Wheaton is in my town
...and I don't have a snowball's chance in hell of meeting him. I cannot tell you how bummed out I am about this. He's here doing "Leverage," Timothy Hutton's show that's filmed here in Portland, so he's too busy to do signings, appearances, etc. I'm trying to entice him into a trip to Potato Champion (best french fries in the known world, which is the world I know), but alas. To push it too far is to become Creepy Stalker Woman, and I don't wanna be that!
But srsly, Wil, on the off-chance, really really off-chance, you read this? Food carts at SE 12th and Hawthorne. Awesome fries, vegan/gluten-free crepes, anarchist pasta, and fried pies, both savory and sweet. Srsly. You will thank me. The fries place is open till 3 am.